Luke, use the card

Rather than writing down the expected bad jokes, I’ll just provide you with the algorithms: 1 – write down some pseudo-philosophical phrase about wealth and then mix-it-up Yoda-style; 2 – say something about the dark side of the Force.
rThe fact is that the best thing at the Tokyo Game Show was… the Official Star Wars Credit Card. Pretty pathetic, but people were signing up like crazy. (Insert some Star Wars joke)r