Home sweet home, B-movie style
I come from a blessed land. This tiny country in South America does not often show up on the international radar. But something big, really big, has happened and I am even prouder of being Uruguayan. Why? Let's put it this way: the new Steven Seagal movie is set in Uruguay. Submerged, the newest straight-to-video Seagal masterpiece, happens to be set in Uruguay. The plot involves some ambassadors being murdered, a submarine that is hijacked and blowing up Uruguay's largest water dam. I haven't seen the movie yet but you bet I am going to rent it asap. Yes, the reviewers online are saying that this is one of the very worst movies ever made but what do they know? I will just pay in order to see the beautiful Uruguayan landscapes...wait a second, the movie was filmed in Bulgaria? Well, Bulgaria, Uruguay, it's amazing what special FX people can do nowadays with a Pentium IV and some patience. It even seems that the film features mayan ruins... we were never aware of having any Mayans at all in Uruguay but, hey, thanks Steven for finding those ruins I bet it will increase the flow of tourists. Thanks Oh Lord, finally somebody paid attention to our beautiful country!