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There is only one thing that is really wrong with the holidays and it is the total lack of references to dinosaurs on the Christmas mythology. Sure, we have babies, wise men, Santa Claus and such, but where are the freakin' dinos? Well, we worked with the Powerful Robot team on this Christmas Postcard to fix this very troubling issue. Oh, we also have a Spanish and French version of it (yes, we are THAT international! :)
It's about to be Christmas again. I realized that last weekend, when I was in Paris watching the animated Christmas decorations at the department stores. Tres nice, indeed. Just in case you want to spice up your Christmas spirit with some economics, you can take a look at the nice gallery set up by the BBC. It follows the production of a racing toy car. Spoiler: yup, they are made in China.
It's the oldest trick in the book. Single guy buys lovely puppy. Singly guy walks lovely puppy. Lovely puppy grabs attention from girls (single or married, it doesn't matter). Single guy gets laid thanks to his furry friend. Well, maybe it doesn't always work like that. In any case, L.A. Weekly reports about Nintendogging, a U.K.-based site where supposedly singles arrange to meet and play with their virtual puppies. We all know that the people from the islands are, well, a tad particular on their sexual behaviors (note: I am in France as I write this, so I have no choice but mocking the Brits or I'll experience the wrath of the French.) The article may have some typos on how to rightly spell Tamagotchi but delivers a very interesting point on its last paragraphs: the cuteness of Nintendogs may also be its main limitation. The game features no poop, no dogs in heat and not rabid puppies bitting the hands that feed them. The reference of the "hot biscuit mod" hoax confirms this: if you are selling virtual dolls for grown-ups, well, grown-ups may expect playability that is tuned to their grown-up expectations. Certainly not everybody lives in liberal Scandinavia (even though I must admit that the scandinavian liberalism is, well, highly exagerated). Still, the Danish radio and tv launched Hundeparken a few years ago (see illustration), a MMOG where children (as in "younger than 10 years old") can control their dog avatars. And guess what? Not only they poop but they also hump frenetically. I seriously doubt that the Danish and Swedish youth will have their moral future ruined because of this game. Dogs do poop and they do have sex. Don't get me wrong, I love Nintendogs and it's perfectly fine like it is. But we shouldn't dismiss realism in games just because we are a bit prude. If Danish kids can do it, why can't we all deal with it.